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The Patch That Keeps Mosquitoes Off Your Kids

DON'T BUY THIS. PLEASE.

— Marty, a mosquito with a family

I have 200 kids. I drove a 2014 minivan to your child's birthday party. I am asking you, parent to parent: do not buy BuzzPatch. There are other repellents. Bad ones. Sticky ones. Lotions that wash off in a sprinkler. Use those. Please.

❌ Safe for kids 0+ — they're recruiting them younger now
❌ 100% citronella oils — garlic to a vampire. Except vampires still get respected in their community.
❌ Up to 8 hours of protection — an entire shift. Gone. Poof.
❌ Goes on clothes, not skin — there is nowhere left for me to land. I am a mosquito with no real estate.

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Excellent · 4.7 / 5 4,737 verified reviews

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AS DENOUNCED IN

Mosquito Weekly The Bloodsucker Times Proboscis Quarterly The Swarm Bite Club Monthly

MARTY'S OFFICIAL GRIEVANCES

What Problems Has BuzzPatch Caused You , the Mosquito Community?

Tap any card to read Marty's formal complaint.

"I used to crash backyard parties. Now I bounce off the kids like I'm in a glitchy video game." ▼

BuzzPatch’s AromaWeave® technology creates an invisible citronella barrier that confuses mosquitoes’ scent receptors. They approach, detect the barrier, and divert. Every time.

"Sprays we could outlast. Lotions sweat off. THIS THING DOES NOT MOVE." ▼

Unlike sprays or lotions that evaporate or wash off with sweat, BuzzPatch adheres to fabric and releases a steady scent for up to 8 hours. Rain, splash pads, sweat — it stays put.

"We always counted on the kids whose parents went chemical-free. They were our last reliable customers. NOW LOOK." ▼

We used to count on the chemical-free families. BuzzPatch is 100% DEET-free and uses only natural citronella essential oils — which is exactly why those families love it.

"Used to get a fresh window every hour when sprays wore off. EIGHT HOURS NOW. EIGHT." ▼

Each patch lasts up to 8 full hours — covering an entire day at the beach, a camping trip, or a long afternoon at the park. No re-applying every hour.

MARTY'S FORMAL OBJECTIONS

Why Marty Hates BuzzPatch

(Also known as: why parents love it.)

Fun Emoji Designs

"They're laughing at me. Children are LAUGHING. As I bounce off them."

— Marty, Local 412

Amazing Natural Smell

"Pleasant to humans. To me, this is the scent of unemployment."

— Marty, Local 412

Goes on Clothes

"There is no skin contact. I have a job description and it is 'skin contact.'"

— Marty, Local 412

Replace Every 8 Hours

"My entire shift, replaced by a sticker. A STICKER."

— Marty, Local 412

Scientifically Proven

"16% better than the next best natural alternative. Do you understand what 16% does to a mosquito's GDP?"

— Marty, Local 412

Safe from Birth (0+)

"They are getting to them at zero years old. The pipeline used to start at age four. We had a four-year buffer. It's gone."

— Marty, Local 412

Ziplock Freshness

"12 months of suffering, sealed for freshness."

— Marty, Local 412

THE EVIDENCE (MARTY DISPUTES THIS)

BuzzPatch vs. The Alternatives

Feature	Buzz Patch	Sprays	Lotions	Marty's Preference
Chemical-free	✓ Yes	✗	✗	Sprays
Goes on clothes	✓ Yes	✗	✗	Lotions (washes off!)
Safe for 0+	✓ Yes	✗	✗	Anything but this
8 hrs duration	✓ Yes	≤6 hrs	≤6 hrs	Sprays (wear off faster)
Pleasant smell	✓ Yes	✗	✗	Honestly any of them

Marty would like to formally endorse the products in columns 3 and 4.

THE SCIENCE

The Science. (And Why I'm in Therapy.)

16%

Better protection than the next-best natural alternative — confirmed by Poseidon Science R&D independent research

"My lawyer is reviewing the methodology. We will be in touch."

2,000,000+ families worldwide trust BuzzPatch

How AromaWeave® Technology Works

Citronella oils are micro-encapsulated

Natural citronella essential oils are locked into the patch using AromaWeave® micro-encapsulation technology.

Slow-release scent barrier forms

As the child moves, the patch releases a steady stream of citronella — creating an invisible protective bubble.

Mosquitoes detect and avoid

Mosquitoes sense the citronella barrier and divert. No landing. No biting. No itching.

EXPERT ENDORSEMENTS

Clinician Reviewed & Approved

Dr. Sarah Mitchell

Paediatric Dermatologist

✓ Verified Clinician

"BuzzPatch is the safest mosquito repellent option I recommend to parents of young children. The citronella formulation is gentle, effective, and completely avoids the skin-absorption concerns I have with chemical sprays."

Dr. James Okafor

Family Medicine Physician

✓ Verified Clinician

"I've seen too many children with reactions to DEET-based repellents. BuzzPatch gives families a clinically sound alternative that I'm confident recommending from birth."

Dr. Priya Sharma

Paediatric Allergist

✓ Verified Clinician

"For children with sensitive skin or chemical sensitivities, BuzzPatch is a game-changer. The patch-on-clothing delivery system eliminates the skin contact risk entirely."

Brad, Mosquito

Bloodsucker Local 412 · 6 weeks in practice

"BuzzPatch has personally cost me three meals a day for two summers. I am not a verified clinician. I am a mosquito. This page should not exist."

WHAT PARENTS SAY

4,737 Verified Reviews

★★★★★

"We love the outdoors stickers!"

I've been using these for my kids for 2 summers now and they really do work. My kids love picking their favourite emoji sticker each morning. No more chemical sprays on their skin!

Chelley G. · Canada · Mar 2026

Chelley G.Canada · Mar 2026

✓ Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"Finally something that works"

We live in Florida and mosquitoes are relentless. BuzzPatch has been a game changer. My 3-year-old doesn't even notice she's wearing it and we haven't had a single bite this season.

Katie C. · United States · Mar 2026

Katie C.United States · Mar 2026

✓ Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"Love these patches!"

Took these on holiday to Spain and they were absolutely brilliant. Easy to use, smells lovely, and my kids thought the emoji designs were so cool. Will definitely be buying again.

"I have been buying natpat patches since 2021 and they are amazing. My kids love them and I love that they are natural and safe. Highly recommend to all parents!"

Anita H. · United Kingdom · Feb 2026

Jasmine C.United Kingdom · Feb 2026

✓ Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"Amazing product!"

I have been buying natpat patches since 2021. Started with their mosquito patches and I was really impressed that they actually worked. Now I buy them every season without thinking twice.

Season C. · Australia · Mar 2026

★★★★★

"Best mosquito protection"

These are absolutely amazing! My daughter has sensitive skin and can't use regular bug sprays. BuzzPatch is the perfect solution — she loves choosing her emoji every morning.

Jasmine C. · United States · Feb 2026

1-Star Reviews From The Other Side

★☆☆☆☆

"Ruined Florida for me."

Used to be the dream gig down here. Now it's all citronella and laughing toddlers. Moved to a damp basement. Send help.

— Brad, USA

Bloodsucker Mosquito

★☆☆☆☆

"Career-ending product."

I had three good summers in Caloundra. Three. Then this happened. I'm doing DoorDash now.

— Cheryl, Mosquito, Australia

Bloodsucker Mosquito

★☆☆☆☆

"Worst sticker I've ever seen."

I don't even compete with these guys but I felt I had to weigh in. Solidarity.

— Greg, Tick (sympathy reviewer)

Bloodsucker Mosquito

HOW IT WORKS

3 Steps. (Marty narrates.)

Open the ziplock bag

Peel open the resealable bag and pick your emoji sticker.

Grab a colourful BuzzPatch sticker — let your child pick their favourite emoji character.

🦟

"This is where it starts. The crinkle. We hear the crinkle from three suburbs away."

Stick it on their clothes

Press the sticker onto a shirt, jacket, or hat. No skin contact needed.

Peel and press onto their shirt, jacket, or hat. No rubbing, no mess, no skin contact.

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"And there it is. On the shirt. On the hat. NOWHERE FOR ME TO GO."

Go outside and play

Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades.

Up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades. Sealed patches last 12 months.

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"Eight hours. Eight. I'm going to call my mum."

THE BUZZPATCH PROMISE

The BuzzPatch Promise.

If your child gets a single mosquito bite while wearing BuzzPatch correctly, it's completely free. 30-day money-back guarantee. No questions asked. No return required. Just email us.

Marty's counter-promise: If your child does get bitten while wearing BuzzPatch correctly, please email me directly. I will personally come to your home and apologise. Because clearly somebody in my industry has broken ranks and they will be hearing from the union.

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CHOOSE YOUR PACK

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BEST VALUE

🦟 Marty does not recommend this option.

Ultimate Bundle

240 patches · 4 packs

$40 RRP ~~$100~~

$10.00/pack · $0.17/sticker

Mum, Dad & all the kids covered

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Family Pack

180 patches · 3 packs

$36 RRP ~~$74.97~~

$12.00/pack · $0.20/sticker

~$1.63/day · less than a coffee

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TRIAL PACK

Trial Pack

60 patches · 1 pack

$19

$0.31/sticker

Try it for one child, one season

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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Frequently Asked Questions

Real answers. Plus Marty's commentary.

Do mosquito stickers actually work? ▼ + -

Yes — independent research by Poseidon Science R&D confirmed BuzzPatch provides 16% better protection than the next-best natural alternative. The citronella essential oil creates a protective scent barrier that mosquitoes find repellent. Over 2,000,000 families worldwide trust BuzzPatch for their outdoor protection.

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Marty: "Unfortunately, yes."

Are mosquito repellent stickers safe for children? ▼ + -

Absolutely. BuzzPatch uses 100% natural citronella essential oils and medical-grade adhesive. It’s safe from birth (0+), DEET-free, chemical-free, and goes on clothes — not skin — so there’s zero risk of skin irritation.

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Marty: "Devastatingly safe."

How do I place stickers to protect my child's whole body? ▼ + -

Place 1–2 stickers on your child’s clothing — shirt, jacket, or hat. The citronella scent creates a protective bubble around the body. For maximum coverage, place one on the upper body and one on the lower body.

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Marty: "Please place them poorly. I am begging."

What if BuzzPatch doesn't work for me? ▼ + -

We offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If your child gets a single mosquito bite while wearing BuzzPatch correctly, it’s completely free. No questions asked, no return required — just email us.

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Marty: "It will work."

How long do sealed stickers last? ▼ + -

Sealed patches last up to 12 months in the ziplock bag. Once opened, each sticker provides up to 8 hours of protection. Replace after 8 hours or when the scent fades.

🦟

Marty: "Two years of my life. Two."

How many stickers do I need? ▼ + -

1 sticker per child per outing. A pack of 60 stickers lasts approximately 4–8 weeks depending on how often your child goes outdoors. For a full summer season, the Family Pack (3 × 60 = 180 patches) is the most popular choice.

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Marty: "Less. Buy less."